Folks, today is a day that will surely live in emphamy. Our Internet has been out all day and I can’t download my HD lengthy porn without using phone data! This is ludicrous!
It’s actually just a minor inconvenience, and a tech will be out tomorrow to get my porn back up running.
I’m still fighting the cold, and the fun drowsiness makes me feel a little worthless. Jen is going to make some pasta tonight which I’m a huge whore. So good.
This is going to be a short blog because it takes too much time to write from my cell phone, but writing it on the 6S Plus is waaaaay better than the 5s. Holy small screen Batman! Later!